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The 10 Most Badass Human Movie Heroes (v Predator)

February 2nd 2009 12:27
ANOTHER LIST

Rambo v Predator
Two iconic movie characters who love the jungle and love a scrap could be up for more adventures on the big screen.

Bloody Disgusting reckons that none other than Robert Rodriquez (From Dusk 'til Dawn, Sin City) wants to 'reboot' the stand-alone Predator franchise - the movies without those other 'Aliens' of the acid blood variety.

The website says, according to a "reliable source", the pitch for the new film has a team of comman-does facing down a team of the Yautja, the Predators.

Meanwhile, Extra reports Sylvester Stallone is planning yet another chapter in the John Rambo franchise, following the mild success of last year's fourth installment, simply titled Rambo.

That website quotes Stallone himself as saying, "Yeah, we are doing another Rambo, but the conflict is whether to do it in America or a foreign country".

Personally, it all sounds a little 'done' and a little ho-hum.



While Rambo has probably had his day - I more excited about Stallone's upcoming project The Expendables with Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li - there may be some life in Predator yet, but he must be in the right environment.

We saw a glimpse of the menacing creatures' home world in Aliens v Predator: Requiem, but I'd actually like to see more of it.

Instead of another battle with commandoes or 'Aliens' in the woods or jungles of Earth, why not have the Predators themselves attacked on their own door step by a new fearsome foe; or at least a bunch of them biting off more than can chew on some other far off world.

That, of course, will probably never happen because we've got to have some humans in there somewhere so we viewers can 'relate'.



So, the other option is - and we're entering some serious tongue-in-cheek territory here - get some of Earth's finest involved in some classic one-on-one battles. Give the Predators a real run for their money. Afterall, they do love a challenge.

Here's 10 of the best, all more than capable of taking on one of these big game hunters in their own special way, in their own special time ...


Conan v Predator

10. Conan v Predator

It turns out that the Predators have been frequent visitors to Earth for 15,000 years, coming to hunt as far back as the fictional Hyborian Age. And who better to take on than the great Barbarian.


Die Hard Predator

9. McClane v Predator

A group of Predators terrorise patrons and staff at Disneyland. But, what they haven't counted on was John McClane, who just happens to be at the theme park on vacation.


Snake v Predator

8. Snake v Predator

The eye-patch-wearing Snake Plissken is forced to travel to the home planet of the Yautja and rescue the President of planet Earth. What else would he be doing?


Braveheart v Predator

7. Braveheart v Predator

Attracted by the bloody battlefield of 1200AD Scotland, a Predator comes face to face will the one and only William Wallace - and shows him his alien ass.


Dirty Harry v Predator

6. Dirty Harry v Predator

Feeling lucky, a Predator goes all retro by dropping into 1970s San Francisco where he comes across crazy cop Harry Callahan.


Batman v Predator

5. Batman v Predator

A Predator visits the fictional Gotham City with the sole aim of driving Batman crazy, mostly by repeatedly shining that red laser into the Caped Crusader's eyes when he's trying to work.


Marv v Predator

4. Marv v Predator

As another hot spot of bloodshed, a Predator arrives in that violent, black and white place Sin City. Walking down the right back alley he finds the hulking Marv.


300 v Predator

3. King Leonidas v Predator

King Xerxes hires a Predator to 'descend upon' the 300 Spartans halting his Persian Empire push into the Greece. Leonidas battles the Predator one-on-one.


Gladiator v Predator

2. Gladiator v Predator

A Predator enters the gladitorial stage of the Colesseum of Ancient Rome, but gets more than he bargains for he comes up against the might of General Maximus.


Rambo v Predator

1. Rambo v Predator

Former soldier John Rambo innocently trains the Yautja how to wage war against their enemies, only to see them attack his own planet of Earth.


Karate Kid v Predator

Honourable mention
Karate Kid v Predator

A young Predator enters the All-Valley Karate Tournament and meets reigning champion Daniel Larusso in the final.


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Comment by NoaIzumi

February 2nd 2009 14:14
Nice. I luv concept #4, being a big fan of Sin City. That would be a serious smackdown!

Comment by moonglow

February 2nd 2009 19:15
Hilarious! Russell Crowe is going down!!

And, that poor Karate Kid. He doesn't stand a chance!

Comment by The Rusty Can

February 3rd 2009 00:36
Love the pics!

Comment by Bryn

February 3rd 2009 04:40
Alien vs. Predator was a pile of crap. I haven't seen Requiem ... is it as bad or worse?
I don't remember the predator aliens being given a species name, when was that?
I saw the first Predator at the movies. The sequel was messy and lacked the mystique of the first movie, but I know many fans love it.
I think I'll need to rent Predator and review it, I haven't actually seen it in years. Is there a director's cut at all??

Comment by Movie Mall

February 3rd 2009 05:19
Thanks for the responses Noalzumi, moonglow and Rusty, had a lot of fun making them. I go a little nuts on Photoshop sometimes...

Bryn, check out wiki or this Predator-dedicated site The Hunted for more on their homeworld and name in the "expanded universe".

I loved the first Predator and was one of the ones who enjoyed the sequel as well, especially with Gary Busey in it, though Danny Glover should really have got his ass kicked big-time.

The first AVP was terrible, and Requiem, which I just watched last month, was far from great, but an improvement. Still, enough with these movies.

Comment by Anonymous

July 3rd 2009 13:59
Throw Riddick in there.. it would be an even match but Riddick is a monster himself and he always comes out the victor!!

Comment by DearSweetNightmares Co.

November 15th 2009 13:35
Very funny, I'm really not surprised to see that predator is not happy with batman, lol

Comment by Anonymous

November 17th 2009 17:48
I don't know why they haven't tried "Rambo vs Predator". That would be a good match. Both are one man armies, they kill at will, and are fearless. I would pay to see that done the right way. Make it happen Hollywood!!!

Comment by Kane

December 8th 2010 04:44
Where the hell is Chuck Norris on that list??

Comment by Anonymous

March 20th 2012 19:20
LOLZ

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